harshal knows nothing

Second way

2009-06-28T06:15:00.000-07:00

after log time back,
now a days life is going out of control,little bit.
week end supports and night shifts are taking big toll on me,
and no hikes have added good flavor to it.
more over now i am having fever,cough and cold, due to which it has become more difficult,
but there is always a positive side, of every thing
there are no hikes and night shifts,but still i have reporting code and no one ig going to fire me.
due to sickness i was able to understand the value of beeing healthy and found time to write this block.
so wat i am feeling is that most of the times the situation is same and is not in ur hands then there are two ways always.
1)crib about it
2)or try to find some good and keep hope alive.

Personally i feel the second way helps u to pull through better.

Reminds us of those College days.... years of non-stop masti... day afterday...

2008-01-22T23:00:00.000-08:00

Hope This will let U think for some Time!!!
1. On being Late
"Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Mein kya karu, sab bathroom me koi ghusa hua tha"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya padaya tha sir ne"
"Kal se pakka class time pe karunga"
"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de nahi to kisse likhunga......."
"Kal proxy mara tha kya"
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"wo bhi iss class ke liye "

2. During the lecture
"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is
.........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............"
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko chod..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........" HE HE HE HE !! ;))))
"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha......."
"mera assignment tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore(s.k. singh) ro raha hai. Bola tha cigarette pene chalte hain ..."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go Panditji now!!!"
"Boss class khatam hote hi kadak chai chahiye......"
3. Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......data dikha na........."

4. sessionals Test
"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya...... abe unit test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga...."
"Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta......."
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteenchalega..." SAHI !!

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was in the class, ateendence bolna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua....."

6. Late submission of assignments
"Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Last date extend hua thaa"
"I didn't know the last date"
"Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."
"They should allow XEROX........" :D
7 . After exam
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya ..........fail pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"

8 . VIVA (b4 exam)
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Aeee......Akash.....terese kya poocha......."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai" :D

9 . VIVA (General)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point" :D
"Roll no. 8 ka watt laga diya hai" (I was Roll no. 8 :( )
"External is asking ctlr key ka ascii code kya hai ?"
"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai ?"

10 . Submission
"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......." :D
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

11 . convo:
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal" :D
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"

12. Exam
"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh NAHI aata hai" :D ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai....to ab kya poochenge"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le" – PERFECT ONE
"External ka aane ka pura scene hai....... "
"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"
"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata hai......"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........" I AGREE !! !!

............ bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ........
............ Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai ........
............ kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ........
............ kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ........
............ abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ........
............ Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai ...........
............ hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ........
............ exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai ..........
........ exam ke rat k time pe wo pandit ki chaay yaad aati hai ..........
............ tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai ...........
............ Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. .......
............ Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai ........
............Ek aisi subah uthne ka man karta hai........
............ bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai........
............ bas ek bar aur ........
............ wapas lautne ka man karta hai........

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2008-01-17T10:58:00.000-08:00

i chose thi s color because red on black is not visible
i am totally pissed of .... my roommi rajiv(radar) was using net for past hour i was asking him to leave it . then i got curious wat was he doing when i looked at the screen he was chatting on gtalk
with some one named good(huh wat the f ?how can some one choose aname like that .... i meen then why good ..... why not best ....or even better.......bestest( huh wat a mind i have got .... cool i will call that as bestest......(yo....i amfeeling good devised a name for good and the the name is(taantan tatatatatannnn(drums)) bestest )now my mood is boosting (blog ki goli lo sur dard door karo)) now the conversation they were having ......
radar has aname as orkutboy(is orkut his father huh or mother or religion ....(bingo chips are the best))
kkk now the conversation i sneeked in:
bestest:ake baat poochu
orkutboy:2 poocho
bestest:orkut pe sare scrap kaise delete karete hain in one go(wat the hell was that.... how can some have the idea of deleting some thing when u dont have to any thing to save or maintain them and if has that idea why not read help(the second thouht is the best i will also refer help.... for some of my things now on wards..... hehehehehe))
............break....
wat will be his answer?(speaking this line in rajani style ---where do u want it?---)
i dont know yet but my answers...
a) wat the fuck?how can this kind of question arrise?
b)bestest is a she (i inquered radar and i was right (yo! atleast harshal knows some thing))
c)how do i know?(i dont even know wat i am writting and most importantly why im writting?
and then if ua re reading why are u reading ?or why i exit ?(definatly to eat and do shit)other reason why i exist(defintly to drink ,smoke ,eat and shit)kkk , sorry , i know alittle bit why i exist?but thenhow do i knowhow to deleate how to deleate all scraps at one go?)
d) hey wait a sec i know to do this (yaaahooo taan taaan taaan chahe koi mughe jangli kahe)
ctrl+c then shift+del . (feeling like have drunk a chilled beer (yeh pyaas hai badhi, aahaa))
then i sugested radar this he said no this is not possible.(do dil tuute do dil haare )
but as u know the 2 way
e)googling (hahahahahaaaaahhhhh i have found the way) i asked radar to tell bestest to google up(i dont have google stocks so sad, and even sadder i didn't applied for relience ipo, shit man ,even our baai has applied for relience ipo but not me)but until then radar has given the answer

radar:i dont know
now the most pissing off twister will come ....
bestest:oh u dont even know that i allready know this , u know i ahve read the whole help of orkut(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boom boooooom eeeeeeeeeeeeee i was like literly like crying so frustated wat to do now so i went out to station for C-factor)
when i came back the system was free radar was gone to sleep n then is started writing this blog.

moral:wat i learned today
orkut also has got a help,and not to peek into others chats or if u do so u can get abrain hamerage or even u can commit suiside and most important if u have any problem with orkut
refer to bestest as she has read the help and knows it bye heart.

oh todays title ya u know wat it is (u are smiling na) -------(gess and post it in comments, its a 7 letter word)......yes this the title, thanks to all the bestests(girls) for leaving me alone..
ho thank god i dont have any bestest around me man(main paagal ho gia hoon).....

i dont know where i am asshole or the rest are assholes ?(obviusly the rest are why take tension dude go to sleep)

chall koee naa ---its ok ,let it go

2008-01-16T10:17:00.000-08:00

dont know wat to right infact writing for the first time ... my first blog...... bla bla and all that kind of stuff i am thinking right now.. give me 2 mins to gain my composer...................................
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ???? ?? ? ? ? k now i am ready thought about wat should i say
first blog so intro most important but not as in interviews man, real me, the me which even i compltely dont know .break break ----please ignore all speling and grammeticall errors as i write as i think----- there is no back space for me as there is no in life--- wow good line na so fillosficall....toaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn (sound in my mind after thinking this line)
just like my ass -- as sorabh says .where are u going harshal come back to intro!!!! kk, sorry floks,, i am harshal who is ok type of person. huh wat is this?wat the hell? i cant do this man
i can describe or explain my self this is the thing which is impossible for me..(impossible says i m possile)
--let me tell u the things in braket are the thots that immidiatly come after i say some thing--
oh so i should say passible-im or not possible that sounds good(wah sunil babu) wat i am writing(shit)no point nowhere going no where(like life) .chall koee naa--- oh oh my god i found the title of the blog (yahoo chahe koi mujhe jangli kahe) and how amazing this is the title of my life ...

these are good words to describe me ---htere are only 2 ways in my life that means i think in only two ways in my life
1. chall koi na
2. aayen kivaen

for those who dont know punjabi(mari maa) it means let it go, its ok and aayen kivaen means aayen kivaen - not easy to explain, it means (aayen kivaen )how is it that way i want it my way..

i am mostly the first way (chall koi na way) and if i am 2 way(aayen kivaen way)then it is a problem for me and for all because then i don tleave it.
now there is also third way some times when both ways are not fitting...in one way is tight and the other one is loose means both are not fit.

then comes te golden line ----

zindagi kaa mazaa to khatte mae hi hai........
means real fun of life is in sore things(not good things)
or when u say "lag gai yaar"

all my life fits in these three ways , and think it will fit in these forever but if there is a 4 way
i will let u know

there is lot more about me than this but ya now u know me ......
atleast from my side ......dont kow wat others think about me....
k most dificult topic is dicussed ur head mus t be bogling (kya bakwaas hai).........